What is a football coach so out of whack, often sounds strange - but only for those who do not speak the same language.
With a Werner Lorant-spell ("Ball or foot – anything you need to meet"), we have ended this column last week. In eight words, which have even made it to the movie title, the long geislinger Vitus Eicher. "Hot in the heart, cool in the head" – Markus von Ahlen has once-for the lion-Keeper and his Sixties sworn in. The rise, he has not done yet.
in contrast to Mike, a Trainer who has in Lengdorf almost legend status Seemed. The sports teacher had a treasure of his own as a scorer, Martin Lechner recalls: "In his youth, Mike has a move called the worm is a' train. And has never worked.“ Therefore, had Seemed to be a name for each combination that won nothing: "the worm turn". Other examples from the Rail-vocabulary: "socket blank" or "nuclear free"– if a player is left unmarked. "Long Bumpal" – a batted Ball. And "Kudaan", which means simply "Ball".
This is the language of footballers, unlike the English of Ahlen and other Aliens (Vitor Pereira: "I bring you to the top"). Seemed to be holding knew his players ("Heil Meier and George san de only people who have survived a brain amputation", "upper Rainer has a resting heart rate of 17."
Well, it meant Harry Kronthaler always with his players, if he promised in front of the fitness training: "No one has to run more than I do." This calmed the players in Schwaig or churches, only two seconds, because then, immediately, the addition was followed by; "But not less".
a lazy was also concerned a Neuchinger coach,who called out his Kicker: "get di a bit. You host Yes the conservation of sunburn on calves.“ While he recommended on Sundays with a protection factor of 30, pleaded Lengdorfs B-Juniorinen coach Markus Schorer – take, presumably after voting problems in the defense, the cell phone on the field. "Then you can't write to you, if you want to talk."
Sometimes coaches are left speechless. A player was late to Training. As Schorer asked her the reason, she said: "I had to wash hair, it may be true that guys watch."
Date Of Update: 10 February 2019, 00:03
